Ok, got my realtouch about two weeks ago. After having used it a number of times, I thought I would share a review with everyone, but also give a nice how-to guide that I have learned over time.

Real Touch Review

I will be honest in saying that my first real touch experience was disappointing. I was like a kid in the candy store watching the UPS tracking number that day. I watched all of the videos online for how-to, clean-up, etc and was ready to try this for about 3 months before getting the toy.

Install and setup was pretty easy, but my account was lacking 30 min of free playtime. Customer service has always been very nice and overly helpful, and this was fixed right away.

The first few videos I played were great for about 2 minutes, then I would get streaming errors. You can imagine how frustrating this is when you have a raging hard on and are having a good time to see “buffering”, or get an error that quits windows media player all together. I ended up burning through 30 min of minutes that night and only finishing one time. Probably my biggest mistake is that I never really “saw realtouch in action” so I didn’t know if my machine was acting up. Sure enough, my lube reservoir was not putting enough lube, and I will just say that rug-burn on your dick is VERY painful for the next few days. All in all, in hindsight, I think a lot of those issues can be fixed with experience and more tutorials.

The next session I told myself I wanted this thing to be as awesome as I imagined, so I did the following:

1. Updated .net to the most recent version for my machine.
2. Flushed out the lube reservoir
3. Changed buffering time to 2 min of time instead of the 20 seconds it had.
4. Changed the internet speed settings in WMP.
5. Ran TWO warm up cycles, and did a visual check in between.

I will tell you it was a TOTALLY different experience here. This time I probably could have stopped at 3 minutes, but found myself pausing and taking breaks so I could continue the most amazing double blow job of my life. I probably would have blown the back out of that bitch if the plastic shell was not so strong. I ended up using it 4 times that night, just b/c I could not put it away. Pro-tip here. Buy minutes in bulk. I got 200 minutes for $90 instead. When you are 1/2 way there and you run out of minutes, the odds are you will pay ANYTHING for it to keep going. Be smart, think ahead and buy them when you are not in the mood to use the toy. Remember, you only have so much blood, and it can’t be in your brain and your junk at once.

I DON’T have the lube problem that most people are talking about, as you can manually control the lube dispensing, and I just turned it down. I put a towel

Overall, more tutorial videos, teaching people to use the device more, more tutorials, better FAQs. I know there are many people from realtouch on the site who read this forum, so I thought I would post a wishlist for improvements from a fan.

1. Allow for a preview of the video, even if it is just a picture. No offense, but when I click on a video, I want to see what it’s about before I notice it’s a 50 year old redhead blowing a black man. Not that there is anything wrong with that, but it’s just not my thing.

2. Keep the porn stars section update more. Some stars only list one video, but I have seen them in two or three.

3. Always make sure your videos are working. I have probably killed 40 minutes on the same anime video that is broken. Why do I keep clicking on it then? The girls has GINORMOUS boobs, and I want in on that shit.

4. Find a way for people to disable the orafice. It sounds like I’m getting blown in a mechanics shop, and I’m curious if my device is breaking. I have big junk, deal with it realtouch. I find myself avoiding videos that take advantage of that aspect so I don’t have to deal with the noise.

5. When sorting by “sex act” don’t show all of the same movies. I realize that women give you a blowjob, then maybe some reverse cowgirl, then a cumshot, etc. When I click on BJ, I want just a nice long blow, not 20 seconds of it then anal. Perhaps show a sequence of events with times per video.

6. Allow a “climax mode” which people can push when they finally come. I like to ease into that kind of thing, and the realtouch does not know when you are coming or not. when I know I’m going to come, allow a button to give like 1/2 speed, etc. It’s almost been too much sometimes and I pull out b/c it’s more painful than pleasurable when some girl is grinding too hard.

7. Have an “updates” page. So people can know what you are working on.

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